1. The time he was walking through midtown, and two tourists asked him how far of a walk it was to the Statue of Liberty. Clearly they had never noticed that she lives on her own private island, nor had they brought their swimmies.
2. The time he walked by two men out on a stoop arguing with each other over which one of them was "more homeless" than the other. We're not really sure whether they each thought they personally were more homeless, or the other was, but no one really wins in that argument anyway.
I have a few others, but I'll save them for another time when I can't think of anything to write. I'll just leave you with a picture I took this morning of a rice cake I saw just sitting on the seat of a parked motorcycle. Who knows.

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